While I am self-indulgent enough to have a blog, I draw the line at Twitter. It’s probably because I can’t limit myself to 140 characters, or maybe that I would probably only tweet when I am on the toilet, but I just don’t think people are that interested in my life.
That said, Twitter is obviously very popular. Whether it is professional athletes or fake writing personalities, people love them some Twitter. I was thinking that perhaps someone should invent a microwave that Twitters. That way, all of your friends and acquaintences can know stuff like ‘The Calve-alier is making popcorn. Is 3 minutes too long?’ or ‘Calve-alier is drunk at home after the bar and is melting cheese in a bowl’.
Your microwave twitter could be hooked up to all your friends’ microwave twitters and that would help you make cooking decisions. The possibilities are endless. We would wonder how we ever lived before without knowing the happenings’ of our friends’ microwaves. I look forward to living in a world where all appliances are Twitter-compliant. Except for toilets of course.
3 years ago