May 28, 2009
As far as I am concerned, the Internet can just keep making ridiculous sites that showcase photos with mean-spirited comments.  The photo above is from a gem called Hot Chicks with Douchebags.  It is a wonderful juxtaposition of something we like and something we don’t.  I can only imagine that there is an endless supply of these kinds of photos. 
A quick run-through of the site leads me to believe the following characteristics are most common amongst the douchery (not that I needed to peruse the site to determine these traits):
Sunglasses, usually worn indoors
Excessive tattoos
Steroid dudes
Flashy shirts showing too much chest
Graphic t-shirts
Ridiculous face/hand poses
Tanktops
A grin that makes you want to punch the guy, right between the eyes
Basically 3/4ths of the people you see at the Hard Rock pool in Vegas.  I am so glad there is no such thing as a female douchebag.  I love a good double standard.

As far as I am concerned, the Internet can just keep making ridiculous sites that showcase photos with mean-spirited comments.  The photo above is from a gem called Hot Chicks with Douchebags.  It is a wonderful juxtaposition of something we like and something we don’t.  I can only imagine that there is an endless supply of these kinds of photos. 

A quick run-through of the site leads me to believe the following characteristics are most common amongst the douchery (not that I needed to peruse the site to determine these traits):

  • Sunglasses, usually worn indoors
  • Excessive tattoos
  • Steroid dudes
  • Flashy shirts showing too much chest
  • Graphic t-shirts
  • Ridiculous face/hand poses
  • Tanktops
  • A grin that makes you want to punch the guy, right between the eyes

Basically 3/4ths of the people you see at the Hard Rock pool in Vegas.  I am so glad there is no such thing as a female douchebag.  I love a good double standard.

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