Hey Slate, Fuck you! Those commercials blow and I already covered that. I would expect someone with the lofty job title of ‘ad reviewer’ that the author, Seth Stevenson, has would be aware of the Chuck Norris Facts. Nope! Stevenson says:
Grainy footage of outrageous exploits is accompanied by a sequence of boastful one-liners: “The police often question him just because they find him interesting,” “His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body,” “His blood smells like cologne.”
Seriously? He’s never heard things like this:
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Ooooh…the Dos Equis ideas are so different! God, I hate plagarism. And unoriginality. Even though I am just repeating the same gripes I had one week ago. At this point, I would rather drink urine than Dos Equis, simply on principle. Stay thirsty indeed.
2 years ago