If you are wondering what that loud noise was that you heard in the middle of the night, rest assured it wasn’t your significant other’s audibile flatulance. Rather, North Korea had a seemingly successful underground nuclear bomb test and then subsequently fired off some mid-range missiles, just for shits and giggles. Apparnetly the test set off a 4.7 magnitude earth quake and that is how they know it was a big ass bomb.
If the IT department at work wasn’t preventing me from viewing youtube now (I think I busted the firm’s bandwidth), I would link the classic ‘I’m so lonely’ song that Kim sings in Team America. Alas, I will be content in saying that he is the crankiest old bastard in the world and he needs to be stopped.
I blame the Bush administration for allowing the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea to continually develop nuclear capabilities over the past 7 years. Why? Because everything is the fault of the Bush administration. If North Korea shuts down its nuclear program now, Obama will get all the credit. When in doubt, remember the golden rule: Obama good, Bush bad.
2 years ago