Deadspin - A Special Balls Deep Message To The Class Of 2009 - Drew Magary
I rather enjoyed this fake graduation speech I read over at deadspin by Drew Magary. It does an excellent job of depicting many of the annoyances that come with getting older.
This passage seems to sum up an increasingly popular trend I have noticed in some of my friends (myself included from time to time):
Going out will stop being appealing to you. What? I have to put on pants? And pay $5 for a drink when I have 30 beers in the fridge? And talk to people? FUCK. THAT.
I wish it weren’t so, but it is very true. I can’t even muster the strength to argue the contrary. That said, tonight I am going to go out and get very drunk. I’m not old yet.
2 years ago